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Secret to happiness:
When eating a bowl of carrots, eat the best one first. You cannot ask for more than the best carrot, and you will be happy. Once you have eaten this carrot, start anew with your bowl of carrots, and eat the best one first. 



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But if the carrots are really really bad, get a new bag. 
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